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Godzilla’s Sushi,┬áMay 28, 2014

Me: Um… Are you in Fukushima!?
Blaine: Yeah… Work in an hour.
Me: Tell Godzilla, Louise said hi.
Blaine: He hates me currently when i took his sushi
Me: You must have a big appetite, to eat Godzilla’s food portions!
Blaine: I was hungry… I also shared it
Me: With whom?
Blaine: About 1/4 of shibuyas population.

The Sun, is bullshit

Captain Datsun: Let me take this opportunity to warn you that the Sun, and everything about it, is bullshit.
Me: Wait what? Please explain further!
Captain Datsun: The part of the game I’m working on the moment is the campaign map, a virtual city with a real-time clock and whatnot, right? Well I’ve created the Sun. And it is bullshit. I just can’t get it to stick to the 24 hour cycle. I’m not completely retarded, it’s an issue to do with framerates not being stable etc.
Captain Datsun: But the Sun has now become my chief enemy in life.
Me: LOL. Well… there must be another way… right?
Captain Datsun: Louise, I may have to kill the Sun.
Me: B…b…but…. Ok, fine.

Smash face on keyboard to continue

Gramtash: KEYBOARDS
Gramtash: I CANNOT FIND ZE KEYZ
Me: SMASH FACE ON KEYBOARD TO CONTINUE
Gramtash: wshyfu[o’sewtf
Gramtash: hmm
Me: yes
Gramtash: windows doesn’t like that
Gramtash: it protested
Gramtash: IT BEEPED ME
Me: ._.

Is this the worst of your trolling?

Fragh: Have I mentioned that I love thunder storms and going to sleep listening to rain on a tin roof.
Me: no, you didn’t mention that
Fragh: Currently can’t hear the radio over the rain.
Fragh: and I think the lights just flicked
Fragh: Going to save my work now
Fragh: Ah, Melbourne… If an advanced race landed here they couldn’t really be blamed for assuming that somewhere a small child is playing with a weather control device.
Me: Or the world is about to end
Fragh: I’d prefer to think that if that were the case then they’d be smart enough not to land in the first place.
Me: I’d prefer to think they knew better and not land at all
Fragh: Plus, there are still a few months left for the 2012 believers to prove themselves right.
Fragh: You’re right.
Fragh: We have to discover warp travel first.
Fragh: and I don’t think that’s going to happen for a while.
Me: so how is the storm going?
Fragh: What storm?
Fragh: I don’t remember mentioning any storm?
Fragh: Perhaps the small child got bored?
Me: … was it my imagination?
Fragh: Maybe
Fragh: Do you normally have an over-active imagination?
Me: Is this the worst of your trolling? Or can it go further?
Fragh: What’s trolling?
Me headdesk
Fragh: *mission accomplished*

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